OH MY GOD
i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave.
THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED TOO?” AND WE HIGH FIVED AND RAN OFF.
WHAT IF HE WAS ACTUALLY A TIME TRAVELER
How to Describe Different Shows to Different People
via CollegeHumor
um
is it me or is the cool friend Dave Strider
No no, it’s definitely Dave.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.
And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points
and then there was umbridge
UMBRIDGE
expectations vs. realityi wanted to play around with styles and colors
WOAH WAT A STYLE
ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU PEOPLE LIKE THESE STORIES SO I’M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE
See this lady I’m hugging? That’s my great-grandma. She’s not even 80 (my family had babies young and then there’s me) but don’t let that fool you. I’m pretty fucking sure she’s the mob boss.When she wants something done, it gets done. Sometimes we don’t even know how.
BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I’M TELLING YOU ABOUT HER BECAUSE I COULD GO ON ABOUT MY BADASS G-MA ALL DAY.
This is why:
This picture was taken during the visit on mother’s day. Now, my grandmother doesn’t like living in a home because she still has her mind. The other residents, unfortunately, do not. There’s not a lot to do and it’s hard for her to get anything when the nurses are pretty preoccupied with the other, less sane residents.
So my dad says “Just act crazy with them. It’ll be fun.”
and I saw my chance
I told her to do something, quietly, so no one would hear. As we were leaving, her personal nurse gave us farewells (and was a bit condescending to G-ma, but I know that can’t be helped). Just before we walked out, the nurse said:
“That was nice of your family to visit.”
“Yeah. Always sad when they have to leave.”
At this point, my grandmother gives me a look and continues speaking:
“But it’s okay, because I’m never alone.”
(pause)
“Oh, what do you mean?”
“I always have my angel with me.”
“Awww like an angel watching over you? Like your husband?”
“No. A different angel. His name is Castiel. He wears a trenchcoat.”
Let me tell you, I have never laughed and cried so hard in my life to watch that nurse’s expression.
THIS IS WHY I LOVE MY G-MA. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE MY G-MA TOO.
SCREW SHAVING DRY THAT WAS THE BEST SHAVE I’VE EVER HAD I’M STOCKING UP ON FIVE THOUSAND CANS OF BARBASOL AND HAVING A CELEBRATORY BONFIRE WHAT COULD GO WRONG
Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and anime characters.
(Source: benedictcumberbatchs)
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
Me
I was expecting porn to show up on my blog but it’s not thank god
IM CRYING
I REALLY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT.
WTF IM CRYING WHAT IS GOING ON
(Source: jesscookie)
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
I’ve had enough.
I have a friend named Kaitlan: she’s beautiful and kind and is a great cosplayer, and she’s been getting these slipped under her apartment door for months.
I asked her if I could make this post because I’ve been seeing this happening and I just want something to be done. Whether it’s people supporting her or someone telling her how to get this to stop. How to get these people to get the punishment they deserve.
She has literally done anything that she knows to do. She even went to the police:
They told her to come back if it got more serious. What does that even MEAN? Apparently, someone has to actually kill themselves for this to be serious to the police.
Apparently, this behavior is acceptable at Indiana University of PA. Apparently, this behavior is acceptable to the Indiana County Police. Apparently, bullying like this is completely acceptable until someone ends up dead.
I’m just absolutely infuriated right now. This should not go unpunished. Absolutely fucking not.
IUP—I an disappoint. I hope people will contact the school and express how intolerable this is.
kanaya likes to match her dress with your blog (◡‿◡✿)
i found out this was easier uploading the images instead of having them in a text post woops
An illustration I did for Instinct Magazine on unfair Adoption cases.
This should have thousands of notes.
^Seriously though.
84,908 and counting.
I reblog this every time it comes up on my dash. Such a powerful message.
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